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#41Chance is perhaps the work of God when He did not want to sign.
-- Anatole France
#42 Chapter 1

The story so far:

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot
of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams, HHGG #2, (The Restaurant at the End of the Universe).
#43 "Cheshire-Puss," she began, "would you tell me, please, which way I
ought to go from here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
"I don't care much where--" said Alice.
"Then it doesn't matter which way you go," said the Cat.
#44Circumstances rule men; men do not rule circumstances.
-- Herodotus
#45Coincidences are spiritual puns.
-- G.K. Chesterton
#46Death is a spirit leaving a body, sort of like a shell leaving the nut behind.
-- Erma Bombeck
#47Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
#48Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
-- R. Geis
#49Death is Nature's way of recycling human beings.
#50Death is nature's way of saying `Howdy'.
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