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#7532 No one goes to that restaurant anymore-it's always too crowded.
(attributed to Yogi Berra)
#7533 Our comedies are not to be laughed at. -Samuel Goldwyn
#7534 Parting is such sweet sorrow. -William Shakespeare
#7535 Procrastination means never having to say you're sorry.
#7536 "Professional certification for car people may sound like an
oxymoron." -The Wall Street Journal, page B1, Tuesday, July 17,
1990.
#7537 Referring to a book: I read part of it all the way through.
-Samuel Goldwyn
#7538 Smoking is the leading cause of statistics.
#7539 Some bachelors want a meaningful overnight relationship.
#7540 Talking about a piece of movie dialogue: Let's have some new
cliches. -Samuel Goldwyn
#7541 The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.
-Samuel Goldwyn
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