|#6123||May you have many handsome and obedient sons.|
|#6124||MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I|
remember we'd all get into the car -- I forget what kind it was -- and
drive and drive.
I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some bees there. The
smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we
played. I remember a bigger, older guy whom we called "Dad." We'd eat
some stuff or not and then I think we went home.
I guess some things never leave you.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
|#6125||Microwaves frizz your heir.|
|#6126||My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms|
to the sidewalk, he sits there and watches the birds get hernias. Well,
only last Christmas I gave him a B-B gun and he gave me a sweatshirt with
a bulls-eye on the back.
I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them
said, "So will you."
-- Rodney Dangerfield
|#6127||My family history begins with me, but yours ends with you.|
|#6128||My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.|
-- Groucho Marx
|#6129||My mother once said to me, "Elwood," (she always called me Elwood)|
"Elwood, in this world you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant."
For years I tried smart. I recommend pleasant.
-- Elwood P. Dowde, "Harvey"
|#6130||My mother wants grandchildren, so I said, "Mom, go for it!"|
-- Sue Murphy
|#6131||My mother was a test tube; my father was a knife.|
|#6132||My parents went to Niagara Falls and all I got was this crummy life.|
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