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#6123May you have many handsome and obedient sons.
#6124MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I
remember we'd all get into the car -- I forget what kind it was -- and
drive and drive.

I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some bees there. The
smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we
played. I remember a bigger, older guy whom we called "Dad." We'd eat
some stuff or not and then I think we went home.

I guess some things never leave you.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
#6125Microwaves frizz your heir.
#6126My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms
to the sidewalk, he sits there and watches the birds get hernias. Well,
only last Christmas I gave him a B-B gun and he gave me a sweatshirt with
a bulls-eye on the back.

I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them
said, "So will you."
-- Rodney Dangerfield
#6127My family history begins with me, but yours ends with you.
-- Iphicrates
#6128My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
-- Groucho Marx
#6129My mother once said to me, "Elwood," (she always called me Elwood)
"Elwood, in this world you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant."
For years I tried smart. I recommend pleasant.
-- Elwood P. Dowde, "Harvey"
#6130My mother wants grandchildren, so I said, "Mom, go for it!"
-- Sue Murphy
#6131My mother was a test tube; my father was a knife.
-- Friday
#6132My parents went to Niagara Falls and all I got was this crummy life.
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