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#5436Are you ever going to do the dishes? Or will you change your major to biology?
#5437Are you making all this up as you go along?
#5438Are you sure the back door is locked?
#5439Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum.
#5440Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.
#5441Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight.
#5442Avoid reality at all costs.
#5443Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.
#5444Be careful! Is it classified?
#5445Be careful! UGLY strikes 9 out of 10!
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