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#4913Graduate life: It's not just a job. It's an indenture.
#4914Graduate students and most professors are no smarter than undergrads.
They're just older.
#4915He that teaches himself has a fool for a master.
-- Benjamin Franklin
#4916"He was a modest, good-humored boy. It was Oxford that made him insufferable."
#4917He who writes with no misspelled words has prevented a first suspicion
on the limits of his scholarship or, in the social world, of his general
education and culture.
-- Julia Norton McCorkle
#4918[He] took me into his library and showed me his books, of which he had
a complete set.
-- Ring Lardner
#4919Higher education helps your earning capacity. Ask any college professor.
#4920History books which contain no lies are extremely dull.
#4921History is nothing but a collection of fables and useless trifles,
cluttered up with a mass of unnecessary figures and proper names.
-- Leo Tolstoy
#4922How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?
-- Elliot, "E.T."
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