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#2491You can tell how far we have to go, when FORTRAN is the language of
supercomputers.
-- Steven Feiner
#2492You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

You can tune a filesystem, but you can't tuna fish.
-- from the tunefs(8) man page
#2493You can write a small letter to Grandma in the filename.
-- Forbes Burkowski, CS, University of Washington
#2494You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME.
#2495"You can't make a program without broken egos."
#2496You can't take damsel here now.
#2497You do not have mail.
#2498You don't have to know how the computer works, just how to work the computer.
#2499You had mail, but the super-user read it, and deleted it!
#2500You had mail. Paul read it, so ask him what it said.
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